Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Dec 12, 2007	Kids Have Own Logic
A logic by a cute Kid "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked....... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Nov 19, 2007	funny fun 4u allllllllll
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ? Sardar:“ SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT .........“ hi5 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,“Muje iska ans zarur dena ????? Larki Ne jawab diya,“Tumara blood group A+ Hai“ ...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Nov 19, 2007	Santa & Banta wanted a Job
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had. The boss asks him how deep under ground...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Nov 17, 2007	3jokes
(--) Sardion ka mosam tha ..... aik Qaidi ko phansi par latkaya jana tha . Aur uss se us ki akhri kuahish pochi gai. Qaidi bola mujhe Mango khanay ko do . Jalad bola sardiyon mein Mango kahan say laauon? Qaidi kehnay laga chalo meri phansi PHIR garmiyun...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Nov 9, 2007	santa n banta here!!!!
(--) Banta’s Date Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? Santa said , “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.” Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman. The day after...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Nov 8, 2007	v lov cocholate!
tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Oct 24, 2007	jokie joke
A mental hospital After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Oct 7, 2007	A desi woman at doctor
Our Desi woman to an english doctor in LONDON telling him about her ill child...lol My baby is ill ik week da na eat da,na sleep da, bass weepda te cheekhda :hit:hit ... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Oct 5, 2007	Photography with santu
Photographer Santu's boss asked him, "Why that woman in the party slapped your face?" Santu said, "I don't know sirji. My picture fell down on the floor, woman stood over it, so I asked her, "Mam would you lift your saree, I want to take the picture. " :-D...... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Oct 1, 2007	in a class room
TEACHER: ALL OF YOU WRITE UR LOVER'S NAME IN A PAPER. (AFTER 2 SECONDS) BOY: FINISHED TEACHER. (AFTER 10 MINS) GIRLS: SUPPLEMENTARY PLEASE<:P ... [view]

Posted By:  jimjamzoo Posted On:  Sep 25, 2007	oye shayar aa gaye
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. pyar- dukhon ka bazar hai . premi -dukhon ka kharidar. baap- bich ki deewar. bahan - salahkar ...... [view]